i was going through my old liked pages on facebook and here are some of my favorites
why wouldn’t you want to be friends with me
(via polytoed)
I like your blog sooo... go to tumblrtasks(.)com and sign up. It tells you how to make $$$$ online by doing easy work. Best 10 bucks I ever spent.
by Anonymous
REALLY?! Sounds like a good deal! omg thank you so much
where’s the ned’s declassified episode on how to deal with your love/hate relationship with homosexual band members
(via four-nipples)
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
